Are You an Ant or a Grasshopper?!
I remember, as a child, seeing the bright pictures and reading simple words about the Ant and the Grasshopper. The following is this child’s lesson on conservative ethics and morality, in a revised and updated form. I suppose that some could be very offended by its content. However, I did not post this little fable to insult anyone. Sex, age, religion, race or creed, or current employment status, etc., have nothing to do with this posting…though some may wish to make it so.
Those who cannot work because of legitimate hardship or disability deserve our help. Those who will not work because it is inconvenient, effortful, or because they can make enough money to meet their most basic needs off of our welfare system are the appropriate target of this “sharply barbed” child’s story about the morality and ethics of independence.
Some will ridicule this little story because of it’s “far-fetched” cataclysmic ending. But, any society with a growing confluence of governmentally conferred material rewards for citizens who are sociocultural drainers, not sociocultural sustainers, must eventually suffer decline.
That, dear friends, is just the way it is.
I thank Joe Grunert for sending this revised story of the Ant and the Grasshopper to me. I am unable to edit the word spacing of this Cyberspace message, so I present it as it is.
VTM, 1/31/10
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THE ANT AND
THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little
different…. Two Different Versions……………….. Two Different
Morals
OLD
VERSION
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter.
the ant is
a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..
warm and well fed.
no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL
OF THE STORY:
Be
responsible for yourself!
MODERN
VERSION
The grasshopper thinks
the ant
a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
a press conference and demands to know why the ant should
be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show
up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next
to a video of the ant
his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is
stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a
country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?
on Oprah with
the grasshopper and
everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy BeingGreen
Acorn stages
a demonstration in front of the ant’s house
where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We
shall overcome.’ Rev.
Jeremiah Wright then
has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s
President
Obama condemns
the ant and
blames President
Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for
the grasshopper’s plight.
Nancy
Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim
in an interview with Larry
King that
the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and
both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant
make him pay his fair share.
the Economic
Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
to the beginning of the summer.
fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and,
having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and
given to the grasshopper
his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food
while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens
to be the ant’s old
house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper
maintain it.
disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is
taken over by a gang ofspiders
terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful,
neighborhood.
bringing the rest of the free world with it.
OF THE STORY: Be
careful how you vote in 2010.