Your Body Cavity Probe: 17 Peanuts and a Half-Can of Pop!
With regard to the social uproar and political conflict over airport breast and genital pat-downs and full (virtually nude)body scans—all is going according to plan.
Somwhere in their caves, the terrorists are rolling on their dirt floors in laughter.
They will soon have us over a barrel awaiting our pre-flight body cavity probes.
Shortly thereafter, on our flight, we will be consoled with 17 peanuts and a half-can of pop.
I recommend Israeli style profiling. It’s less expensive, less humiliating— and the terrorists have not beaten them yet.
VTM, 11/19/10
Cultural Survival Skills 